Gotta love a chimney

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May your days be merry and bright. And may all your holidays be hella tight. If Portia is looking a little too sexy this Christmas eve, it’s because she finally made it onto Santa’s third list. There’s one for good boys and girls, there’s one for bad boys and girls, and there’s one for very naughty adults. Portia’s just heard the sleigh land on the roof. She can’t wait for Santa to slide down her chimney.

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The Gallery Gift Shop has started its new rotation, and this hot cocktail dress by 22769 is available in red, black, beige and mustard yellow. Recently, I mistakenly reported that Dutch Touch closed on December 13th. In fact, it’s open till the 31st, so I am hoping to show off a few of Iki Ikarus’ skins. She’s always been my favourite creator of darker skins. This one is Amber v2. If you like a more innocent look, check out Jaliah.

Credits to creators
22769 ~ [femme] Lucretia Dress Red XS (at TGGS)
[AUX] Holiday Antlers (Bow) [50L till tomorrow]
::Dutch Touch:: ::AmBeR:: V2 Dark – Basic CLB MO HB (high-res)
[MANDALA]MILKY WAY BRACELETs/Hawthorn RED
Bliensen + MaiTai – Samedi – Necklace – Amber (was a gacha, now available in a pack of six necklaces)
[LeLutka]-ELLA hair – Bournville
::Sn@tch Nail Candy (Black/Red Tips):::
pose is from tea.soup’s pack of three poses and mirrors available at Together for Sway
location is the BCC sim: thank you for giving my av a temporary home

“Ever been to sea, Billy?”

I know that I shouldn’t fear The Sea Hole. It’s just another boutique. Even if it is draped in nets and smells faintly of krill, it’s no scarier than Pig or F’d Up or Inzane Klown Killz 7. (Okay, I made that last one up.) But think about all those eerie creatures that Drinkenstein Sorbet likes to draw on her outfits: they move weirdly in dark waters, their pincers and tentacles at the ready. Even when I don’t worry about being ravaged by tentacles, I can’t help fearing the sea. It’s all very well to be welcomed aboard a pirate ship by a sexy captain in a chic Harem Jumpsuit.

But how do you know she isn’t a ghost determined to take you deep into some depthy sea hole off the coast of Nova Scotia? A couple of suggestions: giant hats adorned with model schooners are always a sign of the supernatural; and you cannot trust an AV wearing Gato’s Dragon makeup, with cleavage or without. (Gato, by the way, will temporarily close its skin shop, so individual skins are now on sale for 100L and fatpacks are 500L.)

We all know that bone-chilling things occur at sea. Things like the blowing of cold, brisk air and the consumption of caviar. When I was ten, I crossed the Atlantic ocean on a Russian ship and was so hungry that I ate every last completely unrecognizable thing on my plate.

Yes indeed, the sea air makes everyone indiscriminate.

Credits to creators
Look one
outfit: The Sea Hole, Harem Jumpsuit Black (from Pookie Flea Market)
hat: Bare Rose [B@R], Hat B from the Pirates Ball outfit
skin: Gato, Dragon Cleavage (gg)
hair: Lamb, Lost Milk
necklace: Primalot, Mine! [click on the pic to see the octopus in the cameo] (subo gift)
shoes: Maitreya Gold, Allure Tights
poses: C.O.D. and with love & squalor

Look two
skirt: The Sea Hole, Lost at Sea Skirt Okami Villan Crab
top: Surf Couture, Canvas Garden Top Tomato
skin: Cupcakes, Fantasy-Coral-Rainbow (old gg)
hair: Posh, Melody Sunflower (from the big giveaway bag at The Rumor)
jewellery: Bliensen + MaiTai, Snake Charmer (earrings and necklace bought separately at The Washes 10L sale; check the store)
shoes: Maitreya Gold, Allure Tights
prop and pose: ???, Beating Heart (old hunt gift)
blood: A:S:S:, Bloody Hell Full Body Tattoo and Jeans (bought on XStreet)
emotion: Adorkable Poses, Emoter HUD (freebie)

location: Extensor

Blurred out

Post 190. Who would have predicted that my mother’s jalopy of a computer would die and she’d replace it with a Vaio that whipped me out to Blur at light speed. Okay, bullet train speed.

Still doesn’t capture the magic of Blur.

But shooting there is such fun.

Credits to creators
First look
skin: My UglyDorothy
hair: Lamb
bodysuit, socks and sweater: Pig
shoes: Bliensen + MaiTai
necklace: Chuculet
mehndi tatt: Nestle My Bosom
floral tat: The Plastik
bangles: Mandala
spoon: Scribble
poses: DARE
eyes: Frick

Second look
skin: My UglyDorothy
hair: Posh
jewellery: Dark Mouse
eyelashes: Glow
bodysuit: Pig
belt: Fri.day
eyes: Frick

I see you are an admirer of my new shoes.


I got ‘em on Lloyd off of a giant lady clam. “It’s not enough you gobble me up,” the lady clam complained, real shrill like. “Now you want my shoes?!” Hoo boy! A note what came with the pumps promised that if I hotfooted it down to Bliensen + MaiTai’s main store, I could find a clam with an even nicer pair that changes into all the colours of the rainbow. Shucks. That made me feel real bad for the lady clam. I shouldn’t oughtta have taken hers in the first place! Anyhow. The clam in the mainstore is an itty bitty thing. It won’t give you no lip. But you may have trouble in the locatin’ of it. That’s where I come in. Let’s just say that these shoes are so beautiful that alla youse who enjoy the fine arts will be pleased as punch to walk out in them.

Credits to creators
shoes: Bliensen + MaiTai, No Panties-Pumps Smoke+Red (Starlust Panty Raid dollarbie, Lloyd; you are looking for a giant clam)
undies: Pig, Jungleflower (Starlust Panty Raid dollarbie, Lloyd)
bodysuit: Mijn.t, Like a Virgin Bodysuit Mint (Albero Gacha, second round; ends today)
hair: Posh, I’m a Hipster Fedora Hat
prop: HooT, Birdhouse Perch (50L Friday b’day. gift)

Fantasy burlesque troupe

Men have their fantasy football teams. I have a make-believe burlesque troupe. And I worked damn hard to pull this group together. Although Miss Q. (above) and Portia (below) look sensational in Dilly Dolls’ Amaya—the troupe’s de facto uniform—my other models look like men in ladies’ underwear. (Loica’s shoulders resemble a linebacker’s and Anorak’s legs look like those of a tween boy.) So in order to fill all five dresses, I had to rummage around in my cache of shapes and stockpile of skins.

I didn’t appreciate the eye-rocking jewel tones and bold colour combinations of Amaya when Dilly Dolls first released the outfit.

But this week I was craving colour and the outfits inspired me to assault your eyes with this fierce hair and makeup combination! Milano in Sunset is my first Fhang Candy skin, a cheapie I bought last week at Cupcakes’ Monday Bake Sale.

Under Amaya’s lovely ballet tutu lies a pair of laced-up bike-shorts, which is much more interesting than the trad bodysuit. Cupcakes’ Bake Sale is a great event for anyone looking to pick up nice shapes for only 50L. To my eye, this Body Doubles shape is nicely proportioned, if a bit on the skinny side. Her pretty face quirks up nicely with this hand-painted skin from LH and hiply unflattering hairdo by Clawtooth.

Every good troupe needs a sexy mime, yes? (/me imagines my readers cringing.) Sileny of Mango, Mango sent her subscribers the Decked anniversary skin, which comes bundled with this lovely curvy body by Shape it Up. Unfortunately, there is no redelivery option. My mime makes a sad face. Told you she was indispensable.

Amaya is finished at the back with lacing and a simple bow. Elbow-joint pins are not included with the outfit.

What?! You’ve never seen a burlesque troupe with a misshapen, shadow-lurking, tequila-hogging apprentice fashioned out of plastic and pins from Ikea?! You’ve gotta get out of SL more.

Credits to creators

Look one
costume: Dilly Dolls, Amaya in Pink
skin: CandyDoll, Frkinitona Skin (hunt prize, look for the lollipop under the…)
shape: Free*Style, Little Miss Quirk
hair: Lamb, Ambrosia in Snickers
earrings: Sanu, Glitterpop earrings (subscribo gift)
lashes: Free*Style, Foxy Lashes
pose with cane: Chanimations, MoulinRouge Down the Chimney (old hunt gift)

Look two
costume: Dilly Dolls, Amaya in Green
skin: Fhang Candy, Milano in Sunset
shape: Portia’s own
hair: Sonatta Morales, Lulu
necklace: Perturb/ation, Money Money necklace (Accessories Fair gift)
boots: G Field, Short Lace-Up Boot in Brown
pose with cane: Chanimations, MoulinRouge Down the Chimney (old hunt gift)

Look three
costume: Dilly Dolls, Amaya in Yellow
skin: LH, MyLove Spring Skin Collection I (LB or group gift)
shape: Body Doubles, Shape for Exodi’s Sienna
hair: Clawtooth, Good Morning in Peeled Carrots
necklace: Bliensen + Maitai, Ghostflower (subscribo gift)
poses: Open Collar, Sub AO 3.400

Look four
costume: Dilly Dolls, Amaya in Blue
skin and shape: Mango, Mango and Shape it Up, Decked skin and shape (for The Deck anniversary)
hair: SYDS, Kyrie in Raven
necklace: Bliensen + Maitai, Dark Bloom Necklace (subscribo gift)
pose with cane: Chanimations, MoulinRouge Down the Chimney (old hunt gift)

Look five
costume: Dilly Dolls, Amaya in Brown
shape: Fractured Elegance, Saphire doll2 (part of the Poker Face avatar with skin not shown)
skin: LG,Peau d’Ange Ayil Lumineux-MUog (brunette hairbase)
eyes: Tacky Star, Dollhouse-big-teal

Champagne and sandpaper

Like the drink itself, champagne is a colour I never refuse, especially when it’s rendered to look like luxury fabric. When I look at Tiny Bird’s St. Augustine Dress in Champagne, I can feel the bubbles tickle my nose.

Kill two birds (but not the Tiny kind) with one stone by buying sunhat-shaped hair at Boon. Today is the last day of the big sale.

If Tiny Bird’s sundress is champagne silk, Tomoto’s Comme un garçon pants must be sandpaper.

It’s not too late to pick up the pack of sheer Cropped Tux Tops in Sn@tch’s semi-annual sale. (Unfortunately, designer Ivey Deschanel doesn’t drink champagne, so this colour is just called Beige.) Ann of Happy Finds has dropped the join fee for her group AnnoyingJapaneseChildren. The Birdmap Necklace and matching earrings (not shown here) are the most recent of many group gifts.

Poses for this post are by Esme, formerly of PDA, for her line With Love and Squalor. (I apologize for using capital letters, esme, but without them, that sentence would have been hard to understand.)

Credits to creators

Look one
dress: Tiny Bird, St. Augustine Dress Champagne (50L Friday item)
hair: booN, TLP543 in Chestnut (sale ends May 17th)
skin: L.Fauna, {Lapine . Tan 2} [Faberge-FR] OO (group gift)
shoes: Duh!, Espadrille in Fresh Peach
necklace: Bliensen + Maitai, Amber Necklace (male version of Down the Chimney Hunt prize)
bangle: Pacadi Jasha, Eyti Bangle (old group gift)
poses: with love and squalor, Citrus (50L Friday item)

Look two
blouse: Sn@tch, Cropped Tux Top Beige (from a pack) (sale ends May 17th)
pants: tomoto, Comme un garçon
skin: Aimesi, Skin Tami Caramel Face Spring GG (recent group gift)
shape: Beautiful Girls, Odette (pay what you want at Free*Style)
hair: Tiny Bird, Postcards from Italy in Golden Auburn (50L friday item)
shoes: G Field, Platform Shoes “Rosette” – brown (subscribo gift)
necklace: Happy Finds, Birdmap Necklace (group gift; join fee no longer charged)
bracelets: Ticky Tacky, Norwegian Wood Bangles (old hunt gift)
tattoo: Pididdle, To Write Love on Her Arm
poses: with love and squalor, Citrus (50L Friday item)

location: Toys Region