Bottomed out?

About 5 weeks ago I found out I have two spinal bones rubbing against each other (a little) and vasculitis in one leg. I am afraid of bottoming in rope. I don’t want to hurt other parts of my spine. I don’t want my other leg to go. I don’t know how to give up bottoming. (Although it is the case that the woman I was tying with turned out to be mean, and she’s leaving town anyway. So there’s no one to bottom for.) I don’t want to give up futo momos. Just sitting on the floor fucks with my circulation. (I bought compression thigh highs, which might help and might pass for sexy.) I wanted to do a suspension, finally, and there’s now no chance of that, or, I imagine, any remotely strenuous positions. (There’s a cartoon vagina on the other side of this wall. And some despair. It may not be worth clicking. On the other hand: woman masturbating. You may have noticed that the av in the first picture is not thinking about back problems.) Continue reading


Then I remembered

walk in the snow pxlrd Happy New Year one and all. What will 2015 bring besides more evidence of global warming? Joy and pleasure, I hope.  And the rights of citizenship for the disenfranchised. It’s a specialized wish, I know, but it’s one of my fondest. Under the cut, my story of a 2014 turning point in my erotic life. Of course. (No nudity, alas.) Continue reading

Naughty is nicer

xmas star I had no intention of doing a Christmas post, mainly because it’s not a universal celebration. I much prefer wishing my online friends Happy New Year, joining in an event that more people hold in common. Then I got a look at Noelle, the Christmas group gift from !dm devious minds, and the slew of sleigh-bells rang my tune. Showgirls look naughty and naughty feels so damn nice. Continue reading

Nature lovers

odd one If she plays it cool, that hot bamboo plant may look her way.
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Satellite of love

ZibskaEuropa Hair Fair has to be the fashion year’s weirdest event. Until mesh bodies give us the option of multiplying av heads there’s just no way to wear a dozen new hairdos at once. One possible exception to this rule is the work of Zib Scaggs for Zibska. Ms. Scaggs’ hairdos are so avant-garde that they could be stacked to stunning effect. Here Portia opts only for Io, named liked all five new offerings for one of Saturn’s moons. Personally, I would avoid the annual coiffure craziness altogether if it weren’t for the opportunity to contribute to the Wigs for Kids charity. Zibska is the place to go if you want to donate in high style because each new ‘do is set for an impressive 50 per cent donation. Let the hair games begin.

Credits to creators
Zibska, Io (NEW for Hair Fair; ty Zib!)
Paperbag. Clear Vinyl Swim Suit (at The Big Show)
Lolas ::: Tango ::: Mesh Breasts
[KOOQLA] Nico skin – Moonwalker (lb) (group gift)
[KOOQLA] Ghost Fingers (needs Slink hands; group gift)
Slink, Avatar Enhancement Hands – Casual –
Clemmm – Ghost Eyes v.4
pose: oldie from PDA

Take me for a walk

Skin me I am (not really) happy to report that my rare-gachatosis is in remission. This may be less a health issue than a metaphysical phenomenon—a punishment for my rationalist choice to shop yardsales instead of trusting in the gacha gods. I was too impatient to wait for resale of Umazuma Metaluna’s new Haruko skins for The Skinnery. I could not not play after I got a look at the refreshingly odd makeups hiding among the nice normals. Number 3 works beautifully (or uglily) with the new group gift hair from little bones. The HUD for the latter offers two eccentric ombres that make liberal use of the most terrifying of colours, yellow. (The fashion world succeeded in domesticating orange. Yellow is not going to roll over to be declawed.) In other news this week, Pure Poison creator Shaleene Kenin sent her subo and VIP groups awesome pairs of hardware-n-handcuff-themed bracelets.

[theSkinnery] Haruko 3 (milk) DB CL1 (gacha at The Chapter Four; comes with multiple implants appliers but no hands or feet or butts or faces or mouths)(can noses be far behind? Pinocchio proboscis is almost as catchy as Phat Azz)
.Birdy. {Liner} 10
MONS / Shocking eyes – blue
little bones. Full Moon (one of two group gifts, check notices)
Faenzo, Mirte Structural Dress – Charcoal Leather S (last month’s Collabor88)
..::DeliciouS::.. Doggy Dog Leash Gold (Female)
(Yummy) Layer Cake Ring (at the Arcade; you can try yard sales, but these rings seem to be too scrummy to resell)
Pure Poison – Screw HandCuffs Gold (subo gift)
Slink, Avatar Enhancement Hands – Casual
Flair, Prestige_add-on Slink nails (freebie)
Izzie’s – Tights eggshell
Just a Pose, GYRO (an oldie)

Fashion threat no. 26

commieww America, 1959: Commie beatniks undertake a campaign to woo suburban soda jerks. Jerks develop a taste for Gauloises.
cclxxPortia picked up her leather coat in the clearance sale at NYU, a line I admire. If you like more colour and less menace, rest assured that you can buy the trench in wool in a range of pretty hues. Portia wears the new group gift skin from YS & YS. (Join the group for free in store.) What I love most about this skin is the teeth, which remind me of Flower Ducatillon’s. I think Flower D.’s avi is the most beautiful of all avis. The cute little gaps between her front teeth give me girl crush.

Credits to creators
NYU – Trench Coat, Leather Black (Size 1) (on sale)
[MAG] hair – PARIS [busty] [ombres 02]
tram -cat beret[UNRIGGED MESH][texchanger]- leather
*YS & YS* Persefone Eart Teeth Groupgift January 2014 (Groupgift)
Birdy. Simple eyeliner
-Glam Affair – Elvi – Moles
Slink, Avatar Enhancement Hands – Casual – Medium
Slink, Leather Thigh Boots Average V1.1 Black
Nikotin, Cigarillo
pose one: marukin
pose two: Glitterati

Haunted hollow

She’s not dead. She’s just post-processed that way. Nomine’s 100L sale ends today, but the Cross Halter Dress is eternal. Munchflower Zaius lavished such care on the individualized fabrics of sixteen gorgeous variations on this gown that it was extremely difficult to choose just one to show you. While many are full-on goth, there are a number of variations that would work for 1930s role-play or an evening at The Gardens of Apollo. The dress is mesh and comes in only two sizes, so be sure to try the demo if you are used to XXS-XL sizing. Portia fit the Standard version just fine, but it was more fun to blow her up to fill out the Curvy version.

Credits to creators
Nomine, Mesh Cross Halter Dress Curvy – cherry
Glam Affair – Halloween skin GIFT
:[P]:-Soul Ink-Lothlorien
::DT:: ::JoLiE:: V2 Beautymarks Moles and Freckles
– .HoD. – Compassion Piercing Set Prt. 1 – Silver Lining
>TRUTH< Zaria – ivory
House of Fox, Feather Tippet (recent subo gift)
Bliensen + MaiTai – Samedi – Earring – Red Glass –
Fleshtone :: Narsha Vanity Cuff [Onyx/Gold]
:: PM :: Demonia Claws (VIP gift, small fee to join)
pose: PDA
location: Wretched Hollow

More prettier (if that’s possible)

Portia’s lovely Dreaming Klimt necklace is new from Bliensen + MaiTai at FTLO’s Black Market. Lene is a gorgeous new LB skin from Mother Goose’s. There are four versions to win. Join the group and get the notice with LMs to each of the shops. (I have to say that Milok Hermit’s skins make sense of Portia’s weird face in a way that few others do. For that I am truly grateful.) The new group gift hair from Red Mint is not a realistic colour, but it’s soft and flattering, not electric blue and terrifying like a lot of fantasy styles. It’s available until January 17th at the store.

Credits to creators
Bliensen + MaiTai, Dreaming Klimt Necklace (Black Market item for January; ty Plurabelle Laszlo!)
(r)M, Hair No.18(f) gg 01’12 (gg in shop)
Mother Goose’s, Lene1(LB)Main shop (main shop LB)
Mother Goose’s, Pointed Lashes 1 (LB)
Poetic Colors, classic – molten chocolate (m) bright
u.f.o, always belong to you coral (Collabor88 till the 7th of January)
Glitterati, Headshot 3
This is an unGIMPed face! The neck, however, needed work because of the lighting and pose.