Suction me

after the lovin I gather that people are squeamish about tentacle porn. I am entranced by it, but only in its most common form. I do not enjoy seeing real people draped with real octopi. (Octopi can’t consent.) Nor do I enjoy seeing real people poked and prodded by fake wire tentacles covered in felt. But I love manga and anime images of tentacle sex: witness the impossibly sinuous appendages demonstrate an astounding amorous versatility as they go to work on every last mound and hole in a woman’s body. There’s definitely a similarity between tentacle bonds and rope bondage: both tentacles and rope beautifully accentuate body parts like breasts, mimicking the curves by wrapping around them. Octopus porn sets me dreaming of floating immobilization as well as stimulation of my orifices. The images speak to my desire to be overwhelmed and erm pampered. While tentacle sex is usually a form of rape in hentai, it has not always been depicted as violent and unpleasurable in Japanese culture. Visit Thee Monkee Armada Word for an article that explains the positively sensual side of the classic sea-creature-on-woman picture, the 1820 print by Hokusai called The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.

hentai tentacle I felt compelled to add this pic when I saw it. I was helpless to resist. There was no stopping it. Etc.

Nox, Octo Hickies tat in classic avatar, Omega and TMP appliers (at Hentai Fair)
Finemsith, Dive (only the goggles and weird twisty things)
TRUTH HAIR, Kizzy group gift
Izzie’s – Waterdrops
Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V3.4
[theSkinnery]Ming-Bare face(honey) BB CL1 (oldie)

Starter harem

lounging Mars still needs women. Get out your pioneer gear and settle the cinnamon-red planet.
dancing girlThe accessories for this outfit are really lovely. Try to zoom in. The brunette pack of the beautiful braided hair from EMO-tions offers a wonderful range of tones. It is far superior to many packs that make incremental changes on medium brown.

NEW :EMO-tions:. * ADELE * brunette pack (at On9)
NEW r2 A/D/E kaei gold (at Collabor88: made for Maitreya Lara but try the demo and see if it works for you)
NEW ::HH:: Hucci Artesia Sandal Leather – Wine (at Collabor88)
Maitreya, Lara Mesh Body and hands and feet V3.4
:[Plastik]:- Bole Earring [L]:// Golden (gift at The Fantasy Collective)
[LF] Amon Bracelet Upper Arm Gold (at Fi*Friday)
:(SH): Attention Bracelets Pink Gold (past TTS gift)
[ MUDSKIN ]_Rose, The Bloom7_NE_India (using Maitreya applier)
.ARISE. Mana Eyebrows Soft (tintable) red brown
Izzie’s, Metallic Arrow Tatoo (Pink/Purple edition) TDRF
Pic one: I used a pose from An Lar, Reflection pack in a chair by D’naa (may be bespoke—creator Stark Osterham)
Pic two pose: Glitterati, Pinup
Mars is at INSILICO – SOUTH / Corporate District, INSILICO SOUTH (95, 150, 1617)

Take me for a walk

Skin me I am (not really) happy to report that my rare-gachatosis is in remission. This may be less a health issue than a metaphysical phenomenon—a punishment for my rationalist choice to shop yardsales instead of trusting in the gacha gods. I was too impatient to wait for resale of Umazuma Metaluna’s new Haruko skins for The Skinnery. I could not not play after I got a look at the refreshingly odd makeups hiding among the nice normals. Number 3 works beautifully (or uglily) with the new group gift hair from little bones. The HUD for the latter offers two eccentric ombres that make liberal use of the most terrifying of colours, yellow. (The fashion world succeeded in domesticating orange. Yellow is not going to roll over to be declawed.) In other news this week, Pure Poison creator Shaleene Kenin sent her subo and VIP groups awesome pairs of hardware-n-handcuff-themed bracelets.

[theSkinnery] Haruko 3 (milk) DB CL1 (gacha at The Chapter Four; comes with multiple implants appliers but no hands or feet or butts or faces or mouths)(can noses be far behind? Pinocchio proboscis is almost as catchy as Phat Azz)
.Birdy. {Liner} 10
MONS / Shocking eyes – blue
little bones. Full Moon (one of two group gifts, check notices)
Faenzo, Mirte Structural Dress – Charcoal Leather S (last month’s Collabor88)
..::DeliciouS::.. Doggy Dog Leash Gold (Female)
(Yummy) Layer Cake Ring (at the Arcade; you can try yard sales, but these rings seem to be too scrummy to resell)
Pure Poison – Screw HandCuffs Gold (subo gift)
Slink, Avatar Enhancement Hands – Casual
Flair, Prestige_add-on Slink nails (freebie)
Izzie’s – Tights eggshell
Just a Pose, GYRO (an oldie)

Even cuter azz

Here there be breasts. Continue reading

Shiny shiny

snowballxmas I surprised myself this year. I fell hard for beautiful sims filled with wintry trees, passed-out polar bears, falling flakes and lovely lights. The tiny balls of brightness have inspired me to shoot grey-skied pics that capture the dazzle of the season. I even rounded up inventive Xmas trees from an Ionic (rare!) gacha and from Alouette. The latter is a bookcase in the shape of a tree, and it is an inexpensive prize in the Four Walls Hunt. Thank you, creators, for giving me so much holiday cheer.
sldrcl I felt a little disturbed by the militariness of Portia’s outfit. And briefly considered calling her a nuts cracker. (Get it?) Then I realized that a snowball to the face would be a season-worthy rebuke to the military-industrial complex. Portia’s cap is a gift from the inventive creator at Contraption. It awaits you at the RMK sim fair. (Beware: Beetlebones gacha are there.) I love the shiny textures and sexy little outfits that R2A/D/E brings to Collabor88. This outfit features almost imperceptible tantalizingly slim slits running alongside the stripes that accentuate the breasts.

An unusual anti-atomic-bomb song from Haysi Fantayzee gave me today’s title

Credits to creators
I can’t do credits today because I am on a parental PC. Festive nails from The Plastik and a pretty skin from Al Vulo can be purchased at the current round of TDR Fusion. The first pose is by Blah and the snowball is from Izzie’s. Portia’s Gira earrings were Zibska’s gift for the Jewelry and Accessories Fair. Argh. I shot these pics before it ended but I couldn’t get online this weekend.

He makes me wait

waiting5ds This one is inspired by a dom’s desire to send me out into the workaday world with something kinky hidden under my clothes. Radioactivity optional.

Credits to creators
MetaTheodora, RadPanties (NEW at Suicide Dollz; ty Sian Pearl!) [You know you want to take a closer look. It’s worth your while to do so.]
-Glam Affair – Elvi – America – 03 F (at Collabor88)
no. 7, Kissing Lipstick {C} (NEW at The Gallery Gift Shop’s new location; ty Shortcake Sugarplum!)
ISON – detzel leather shirt -S- (tangy)
LaGyo,_Misaku bangle (at Collabor88)
Magika, [Hair M] Stumble
Slink, Avatar Enhancement Hands – Casual – Small
Slink, Female Feet (AvEnhance) XXS – Mid
Izzie’s – Cat Tights black
Ingenue :: Delia Heels (Slink Feet Add-On) :: Noir
Estetica, tabouret
Kuro, Caged Intentions

Man up

The offerings for the new round of Euphoria’s Limited Bazaar are so fantastic that I wanted to call this post “Fu*k yes.” The theme is menswear. Portia’s avant-gardey suit from E-Clipse and her colour-blocked coat from Diram are only two of the stylish, discounted buys. Remember that Limited Bazaar features limited quantities. If you want these, go as soon as you finish reading every precious word of this post.

Lilo Glom of JesyLiLo is doing two fabulous skins for winter events. This is Gül Buz, which will be available at the Frost Fair as of December 12th. When I slipped on this skin, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Gül Buz is a sophisticated and polished beauty. On the other hand, Portia’s hair, Valerie 2, is wonderfully disheveled, courtesy MissAllSunday Lemon of Wasabi Pills. Valerie 2 is the sequel to a neatly coiffed version, and both are available at the new Collabor88.

Zima, the other lovely new skin from JesyLiLo, is available until December 15 at The Winter Fair. For Zima, Ms. Glom has designed glossy lipsticks in a range of colours that cover bold and pale looks. Portia’s mesh eyes are new from Clemmm. The haunting periwinkle shade is speckled with white lights.

I saw a coat like this in a real-life ad and hoped against hope that I’d be able to buy it in SL. Thank you, Diram! Take note of Portia’s multi-colour boots, which are a Paperbag item at the Singer Icon Fair, until December 13th. The pack also provides a version with silver toes, and the boots are available in other colours.

Credits to creators
Well suited
*JeSyLiLO*:::Gulbuz:::*LightSkin*J6 (NEW at Frost Fair opening December 12; ty Ms. Glom!)
– Glam Affair – Stella Eyes n4
/Wasabi Pills/ Valerie2 Mesh Hair – Cinnamon (NEW at Collabor88; ty Miss Lemon!)
E-Clipse, Kyoto Suit (at Limited Bazaar)
Baiastice_Gina-blue-dress (top only)
BB* Worn-out Boy Style Loafers for girls in old leather (old Beetlebones item)
LaGyo_Cross belt gold [this is not really supposed to be worn outside a coat and I did a wee bit of GIMPing to hide some edges] (at TDR Fusion)
[KAMOURASKA] Rouyn Porcupine Cuffs Matte Ebony
Zibska, Ayira ~ Ear Cuffs
Miseria, August Pose pack
Illmatic, Basic Stance (With Love hunt, 10L)
location is a demo store by Fanatik

Coat of many colours
*JeSyLiLO*:::Zima:::*LightSkin*J4*BT and J3* (at Winter Fair, closes on the 15th; ty Ms. Glom!)
Clemmm – Window Ocean eyes (subo gift)
Uw.St, Gost Halloween (old hunt gift)
Diram, Megan Coat – S size – (at Limited Bazaar)
:STICKY FINGERS: My red cable knit sweater dress
(Milk Motion) eagle belt – black
*BOOM* Threadbare Manchesters (Denim) xsmall (last month’s Collabor88)
Paperbag. Nikkal Ankle Boot [I had to add an alpha because the original did not cover Portia’s feet] (at Singer Icon Fair till Dec. 13)
Glitterati, Headshot 3 pack
LaGyo, Desperado Bag includes pose
location is Izzie’s Mainstore

Fawning it

What’s a fawn to wear? Pink Fuel’s Project Themeory fawn skins set me dreaming. How, besides adding ears and a tail, could I turn my models into proper fawns? Should I dress them in monochrome brown? Head over to Scribble to buy some more Spotty Bum outfits? Let the girls go buck naked save for a tail and a pair of ears? As I shopped for fawn parts, it occurred to me that fawns don’t eat meat, and this was the inspiration I needed. If fashionable fawns were going to wear clothes, those clothes would have to be made out of vegetables and fruits.

Anorak-the-fawn wears Hearts of Romaine, Pig’s vegetarian contribution to the Koreshan Bake Sale, which ends this weekend. (Pig also made carnivore clothing, which I couldn’t stomach. I am not a brave enough blogger.) For deer, this item is as sexy as it gets: the entire outfit, not just the undies, is edible.

Portia-the-fawn wears Pig’s Helendale Bodysuit, which is made out of delicious Bumbleberry. So much more exotic than all the cherries and strawberries littering the grid! (If I had my way, everything would be made out of rhubarb pie.)

On a chilly day, Portia-the-fawn changes into’s freebie Ballet Sweater in Berry. Her flower nom is a Sanu gift from the Spring Bazaar. I have to thank Sanura for the frequent gifts, because without them, my models would smoke like chimneys.

Credits to creators

Portia wears
skin: Pink Fuel, Basil–Sweet Fawn–cleavage (Project Themeory item)
bodysuit: Pig, The Helendale Bodysuit in Bumbleberry (50L Friday item)
hair: W&Y, Hair 100 !2 with ribbon (old dollarbie)
shoes: Ingenue, Dianthus in Blush (Easter hunt gift)
sweater:, Ballet Sweater in Berry (freebie)
nom: Sanu, Tiny Mouth Flower (Spring Bazaar Gift)
poses: Izzie’s, Chanimations

Anorak wears
skin: Pink Fuel, Basil–Shy Fawn–cleavage (Project Themeory item)
edible outfit: Pig, Hearts of Romaine (Koreshan Bake Sale item)
hair: AY.Line, Minibara in Cassis (old group gift)
tail: Atomic, Winter Reindeer Tail (old group gift)
snack: December, Clover (St. Patrick’s Day gift)
pose: Ribbon

location: Blue Galaxy

Return of the refuseniks

Today, Anorak presents more physical culture refuseniks, roles inspired by the Soviet-style murals at Apatia Hammerer’s Pig shop. In this picture, Anorak arrives for an early morning skating practice trussed up like a puppet of the state. She is the girl who goes limp when confronted with authoritarian regimes and costumes patterned after flags. Her outfit, Darling Baby Seal, is a Pig gift from the group Purveyors of Accidental Love, and it comes in an opaque version for ladies who would never revolt.

Anorak’s skin, which comes complete with garish underthings and tattoos, is an opening gift from Dimbula Rose, and may still be available. Her hair is Coney Island Baby, a 10L item from Show Me on the Doll. Anorak’s pose is by Sand Shack Surf Co. (no longer available). Her expression is courtesy Adorkable Poses’ free emoter HUD.

Here, Anorak enlivens a folk-dancing demonstration with western dance-moves and pagan fertility symbols. She is the girl who frugs when confronted with authoritarian regimes and partner dances. Her versatile ensemble is Folk Dance by Scribble. (All green items are 50L until the end of the month.)

Anorak’s Shaken Not Birds hair with Easter Birdies attachment is this week’s Stumblebum special from Clawtooth, and comes in three shades. Her shoes are Xian in Powder, a freebie at the soon-to-close Vive9 shop. Her skin is Ellen by Mother Goose, available on the shop’s Lucky Boards. The poses and rabbit tail are from Izzie’s, 1L prizes in a refreshingly easy search.